FYI Pooh-Laden Alert!!!
While returning home from Bowie we spotted Pooh-Ladden's body bag beside the road just 
north of Decatur. An orange arm was sticking out and it looked like he was struggling 
to free himself and escape. 
Despite the valiant assault on his stronghold and the heavy damage inflicted upon him, 
he may actually have survived. Or it may have just been the wind flopping him around. 
We were unable to turn around and check.
At this time his current where abouts or status remains unknown. 
Our best intel agents are working on it, along with a 12 pack of keystone. 
Further updates will be issued if they remember.
Bill