Body of Terrorist Found
Roosterpoot Regional Rag
Dateline April 19th, 2004
Guy Smiley-Reporting
County officials report having found the body of a known terrorist along Highway 287 
near Bowie, Texas.  Officials state that they were called to the scene by the side of 
the road by long time residents Gomer and Ellie May Cooter.  The body of the known 
terrorist Osama Pooh-Laden was found dumped on the side of the road.  He had been killed 
in a manner indicating extreme prejudice.  His body was riddled with bullets and there 
were two execution style shots to the head.  His body was found wrapped in a trash bag 
abandoned alongside 287.
Pooh-Laden has been a fugitive from justice after masterminding various terrorist acts.  
He was implicated in the Great Elevator Flatulence of 2003 along with papering various 
trees during early 2004. 
The body was claimed later by a certain Eeyore who claimed to be his spritual advisor.  
It is presumed that he will be buried in the landfill where he belongs.