I am a slacker and have not provided my team with a Bio.

I like to say my Bio Is still being fabricated By Peruvian child labor camps. My Bogus Bio, generously provided by my team, follows:

I grew up a poor adopted sharecropper in downtown New York City. We had very little growing up, since cotton really doesn't grow well in concrete. I managed to get an apprenticeship to a Lithuanian grocer, who taught me all about cobbling. After setting out on my own I ended up in the Royal Dubai Militia teaching officers how to samba, followed by time spent in the Royal Sudanese Navy as a deep-water demolitions expert. That, of course, led to paintball.

My spare time hobbies include staring at people and following busses. I enjoy braiding back hair for Greek men in my spare time and writing haiku about Raman noodles. I have an unhealthy relation with electrical appliances and have been known to set Barbie dolls on fire. My primary ambition in life is to set a human distance record in Trebuchet hurling.

I shoot with a Tippman.

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